You would be amazed by what Google tries to predict when your typing in a search these days. It predicts what your typing in based on your first letters and words and gives you a list of popular complete searches that it thinks your after.
But some predictions seem a little strange if you ask me. If this is really what the world is thinking, we are living with a bunch of weirdos in my opinion. Below are genuine predictions to what Google thinks we're searching. If you don't believe me type the first few words into Google yourself.
Why is there... a dead pakistani on my couch.
Why is... a raven like a writing desk.
Where does... Cheryl Cole/Miley Cirus/ Katie Price/Robert Pattison live? (We're all a bunch of stalkers apparently)
Why does... my vag smell?
Why can't I... get a girlfriend?
Why can't... humans fly?
Have you ever d... rank Baileys from a shoe?
Why are... black people so ugly?
Why are... people racist?
Is it wrong... to finger yourself?
Is it wrong... to sleep with your cousin?
Is it wrong... to sleep with your sister?
Is it wrong... to have an affair?
Do g... uys like pubic hair?
I need a... poo.
Is a... banana a herb?
I like to p... lay with myself.
Who took... the jam out of your doughnut?
Why is my... poop green?
Can I have a... go on your baps?
I feel like... a pig shat in my head.
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